Sorry We Missed You, We'll Arrest You Later
A person close to me recently received the following notice left on their doorknob while away from their home: (Note: To protect the identity of those involved I have blurred select words from the notice.)
Hi __________________________.
We were here to arrest you
today. Sorry we missed you,
but we'll be back.
We have a warrant for your
arrest. To avoid going to jail,
contact the Warrants Section
of the ____________ Police
Department at
___-____ or ___-____.
Note: If the above named person no longer
lives at this address, and you know where
he/she is, please call the above number and
advise us. Thank you
Isn't that just about the nicest thing someone who is about to haul your butt to jail could leave for you? If you want to see the ultra hi-res scan I have uploaded it to my Flickr account.