Not the kind you get in photographs, the kind you get when blood vessels burst inside your eyes. That's what I got.

The story on how my eyes got this way is: Thursday night Mike and Carrie brought over tacos for dinner. And while I was scarfing one down Mike made a comment that caused me to laugh, which made me spew chunks of my taco both down into my windpipe and up into my nasal passages. So I ran outta the room and hovered over a sink and proceeded to choke and cough and puke. This hole choke/cough/puke thing last for about 15 solid minutes, during which we had new guests arriving at our place, so as they enter they see me caught up in this ordeal. And with each heave during this process of removing taco from places taco shouldn't be in my body, I get this immense pain around my nose and eyes. And when the night is over my eyes look like they do above. Now, after roughly 48 hours they look like this: