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Jerry Seinfeld was right

I have been asked by Dale's parents to give his eulogy at his funeral this week. I am deathly affraid of public speaking, and I am terrified at the thought of doing this. I can only hope that the solemness of this gathering will quench my fears. I recently had to read a few paragraphs at the ring ceremony of my buddy Scott's wedding, and I may or may not of done a terrible job but I felt horrible while doing it. His older brother said I was sweating so much at the pulpit I looked like Shaq at the free-throw line. Again, I hope this event will go differently for me. I just hate the thought that I won't be able to enjoy the celebration of Dale's life because of my personal fear.

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Monday, November 12th 2001
Well, a friend of mine, Pamela Anderson, once told me to get rid of yer fears you need to imagine everyone in their underwear. You'll do just fine.
Monday, November 12th 2001
This is a link for you to understand what I mean
Monday, November 12th 2001
Just pretend everyone is John Malcovich, and all you have to do is say "Malcovich Malcovich" over and over again. Give some of the Malcovich's more emotion than the others so it will make sense.

Seriously though, pretend you're among a group of friends shooting the breeze. I wouldn't prepare much of a talk, you're good at ad libbing, a prepared speech might be more difficult because you'll be concerned about not following the plan. Ditch the plan, relax, and say what you feel.
Tuesday, November 13th 2001
Cyko... you better watch out. Yer mother may visit my site one day and see the links you are posting.

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